2008 Motherfucker!!!

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Holy shit time flew by like it was strapped to the Concord this year. Can you beilieve in March it will already be one year since my bypass. Sure I lost a tone of weight, over 100lbs, but it has been extremely difficult for a food junky like myself to stay on program, even with my tiny stomach. If you love me you will help me cuz even though I cant eat a lot my “fat eyes” make taking huge portions and try to plunge them down my gullett.

Christmas sucked, Birthday double sucked so it was like any other year. Football is over in just one week and I am gonna die!!!

I have had 3 quick shots of Captain Morgan so I am a bit tipsy and sentimental…I love all you people even if you dont give a shit about me. I figure one day you all will either love me back or cut me lose and then I could finally blow my brains out. Not that life sucks so bad, it has just gotten repeatitive and boring.

Gotta love Robin and her kid to pieces though cuz she is growing up so fast. Not even a year and she is crawling, talking, walking, and acting like one cool biotch!!! Love little Harmony Lucille May!! She has teeth and everything.

Anyway, as semi-buzzed that I maybe from Captain Morgan and Ambien, you all know I love ya, and only you few…Robin, Brandy, Wanda, and a couple others I cannot bring to my mind right now. I may be an asshole to the world but I love you guys cuz you are the only people who dont seem to mind my craziness.

Nite People and Go Giants in the Superbowl and Lord, Please let either Clinton or McCain win this time around, I mean you really fucked us over with Bush, at least this time let someone with some forsight and some experience win…PLEASE!!!

Talk to you all soo the next time I decide to get drunk and listen to Pink Floyd!!

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