I finally cleaned up my freakin pig sty of an apartment and I got me some dinner guest coming…Yippee!!!

My Mom (Robin) and my friend Erica are coming over to eat some great food, watch some TV and keep me company for a few hours. (If you knew me this is a big deal cuz I live like a fucking hermit!)

If Robin wasn’t preggers we would be getting shitfaced too, but no alcohol for her…no 2 headed babies for my mom!