What do thai food, Matt Damon, and serial killers have in common? All of them played a big part of my evening last nite!
My friend Robin…the Ipod chickee from a few posts ago…came over to my apartment after work to hang out and to try to fill up her aforementioned Ipod with some of my 120gb of mp3’s. (And before you freakin music nazis try to arrest me, ALL the mp3’s I have are either burned from CD’s I own or ones I purchased…so politely go fuck yourselves).
Robin loves thai food and there just happens to be a thai resturant up here in this tiny little podunk town of St. Johnsbury, VT, so we decided to splurge a little and go get us a good ol’ thai dinner. She ordered Red Curry Duck and crab rangoon and I ordered some shit for which I can not remember the name. Excuse me, I don’t speak thai or what ever the fuck language they speak in Thailand. All I do remember was it had pork and was fucking yummy as all hell! Oh, and I almost forgot, I got me a wonderful thai iced tea while we waited for the food. It cost $2.50, but what the hell, it was worth every penny. If you have never had a thai iced tea go do it right now! No, seriously, stop reading this, find a thai resturant, and go get yourself a thai iced tea…I’ll wait…la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la…you back yet? You never left? Well fuck ya then, I’ll just finish my story.
We brought the food back to my sweltering apartment and turned the fans on full blast. To keep us cool we got a couple of Dunkin Donuts Coffee Coolatas (with chocolate-rasberry flavoring). Yeah we ate wickedly spicey hot thai food with a sweet icey coffee flavored slushy, so sue us if you think that is crazy! As we were eating we did our usual chit-chatting while watching the news. (BTW, FUCK YOU NBC for your lame ass “report” on that annoying Head-On commercial!!!!!!)
Since the last time Robin came over to hang out we watched “Team America: World Police” and we both became nearly obcessed with quoting lines and singing the songs, this time I decided to let her watch some of the behind the scenes footage…yeah for DVD extras!!!!! Between both of us saying “Matt Daaa-mon” til we nearly pee’d from laughing so hard (unless you saw the movie you will have no fucking clue why this is totally freakin HILLARIOUS!!!!!) and alternately singing “America, Fuck Yeah!” and “I’m so ronery”, we found an uproariously fun time admists all the heat and humidity.
Then it was time to let Robin borrow some of my music for her Ipod. See, she is going on vacation to Reno, NV next week and wanted to make sure she had enough music for the wait at the airport and the flight out west. To make a long story short, she found a bunch of her favorites and she let me suggest some of my favorites as well. Robin is cool like that, she loves finding new songs/groups to listen to, I guess it is the Aquarian in her.
So we sat there for hours, listening to music, talking ’bout everything and nothing, continuing our “Team America” quotefest, farting from the thai food…well, I was doing all the farting…all and all just having a fargin ball! So much so that it got really late and Robin decided to crash on my couch instead of driving home. As I mentioned in this post, Robin lives like 50 miles away so it makes sense for her to just crash on my couch…especially since where she works is only about 15 minutes from where I live.
Anyway, on to the serial killers. Just as we were packing it in from the Ipod adventure and Robin was getting all set to go to bed we noticed the show “Most Evil” had started. Now both of us have a curious facsination with serial killers so we decided to hangout for a bit more and watch the show before heading to sleepy-sleepy land. Last night’s episode was all about women serial killers so it was extra interesting to Robin because she really loves the movie “Monster”, the bio-pic about the real life serial killer Aileen Wuornos. I’ll tell you all something, women serial killers “izz tha kwazziest peeplez!!”
Just as our latest adventure wound to an eventual end last night, this story too must come to an end. It may not have been as thrilling as our last adventure, but for what it lacked in miles driven and gallons of gas wasted, it totally made up for it in hours of laughs, gallons of sweat, and a massive quantity of spicy thai food farts! All I can say is thank god (or whomever is running this wacky galaxy) for Matt Stone and Trey Parker…thanks for a fuckin great friend like Robin…and thanks be to the poop fairy for not giving me fiery hot diarrhea from all the thai food.
