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Ding Dong The Freak Is Dead

It has been almost an entire year since I have written anything and quite honestly I have no idea why. I mean it isn’t like my life has bee super busy. It isn’t like I was in the deep funk of depression. I guess I just haven’t felt the need to write anything.

But it is a new year and I will make it a priority to try and write at least once a month. Erica an Robin are disappointed in me because we have had quite a few adventures since my last post and they love reading about our adventures here.

I did have a second hernia surgery last September and everything went quite well. Hmmm…I have this neverending cold presently. I have had it for over 3 weeks and the mucus just keeps coming, from where I have no idea but I actually ran out of handkerchiefs and tissues.

Harmony Lucille May Bradshaw Smiling!!

Robin’s Daughter is getting quite big. She will be 2 in April on the 15th. She is cute as a bug and she is a neverending supply of smiles!! Love the pooper Mom! This is Harmony Lucille May Bradshaw in all her smiling glory!!!

Anyway, that is enough for now. I just jotted down a few random thoughts that popped into my mind. Maybe next time I will spend more time and write something that makes more sense (or is at least is more interesting)

TTFN

Sorry it has been so long since I posted but it was a really rough winter. Between all the snow, we set an all-time record, and have a super strong-ass cold…TWICE…I have been cooped up in my apartment and not feeling in the mood to contact the outside world.

The weather is getting nicer by the day and I am getting out and walking everyday so hopefully I will be in a better mood and will be posting more often.

That’s all for now. Peace out to all my imaginary readers!

PS: Happy Birthday Harmony Lucille May Bradshaw!!!!!!! Robin’s little pooper turned 1 year old on the 15th…good luck kiddo and I hope this fucked up world is on an upswing by the time you are older.

Holy shit time flew by like it was strapped to the Concord this year. Can you beilieve in March it will already be one year since my bypass. Sure I lost a tone of weight, over 100lbs, but it has been extremely difficult for a food junky like myself to stay on program, even with my tiny stomach. If you love me you will help me cuz even though I cant eat a lot my “fat eyes” make taking huge portions and try to plunge them down my gullett.

Christmas sucked, Birthday double sucked so it was like any other year. Football is over in just one week and I am gonna die!!!

I have had 3 quick shots of Captain Morgan so I am a bit tipsy and sentimental…I love all you people even if you dont give a shit about me. I figure one day you all will either love me back or cut me lose and then I could finally blow my brains out. Not that life sucks so bad, it has just gotten repeatitive and boring.

Gotta love Robin and her kid to pieces though cuz she is growing up so fast. Not even a year and she is crawling, talking, walking, and acting like one cool biotch!!! Love little Harmony Lucille May!! She has teeth and everything.

Anyway, as semi-buzzed that I maybe from Captain Morgan and Ambien, you all know I love ya, and only you few…Robin, Brandy, Wanda, and a couple others I cannot bring to my mind right now. I may be an asshole to the world but I love you guys cuz you are the only people who dont seem to mind my craziness.

Nite People and Go Giants in the Superbowl and Lord, Please let either Clinton or McCain win this time around, I mean you really fucked us over with Bush, at least this time let someone with some forsight and some experience win…PLEASE!!!

Talk to you all soo the next time I decide to get drunk and listen to Pink Floyd!!

I made my own turkey this year and it came out great! I was shocked because I haven’t cooked a turkey in like 10 years but it was tender and juicy. It was a 12 pounder so it wasn’t gigantic but I will still be eating turkey for the next week. Good thing I love turkey.

I didn’t make any side dishes or mashed potatoes, just some rice and gravy. Oh and I had to have some red cabbage as well.

I’d write more but I am still in a turkey coma…hopefully I will write more soon. Anyway, take care and yes, I am still alive.